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Answer Demotivational Poster


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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


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WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:26 am
Why so serious? Where's the lulz?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 3:14 pm
You can't spell "DREAMS" without "REAMS."
Greeny - April 20, 2011, 6:34 am
Very nice Steph!
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:16 pm
Nicely done steph1. 5L
alldayfighter - April 19, 2011, 5:41 pm
GySgt1811 - April 19, 2011, 4:12 pm
Well done! 5 great hopes!
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:19 pm
darn typos... I meant 5L
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:18 pm
%l, cool pic too


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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:29 pm
when you get sent to the office every day it's easy to hear gossip amoungst the office staff I know this from experience
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:33 pm
Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!
mariand - April 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
Guys, don't worry, the one who was tested, it had the right solution... for that situation... BTW, Rick, your solution for the quadratic equation is corect.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:59 am
Seems like we stepped on a nerve with mister rone here... And Rick... ever occur to you that I was being ignorant as well?? maybe you should take a step back some time ;) just saying
RonE - April 5, 2012, 11:43 am
The actual solution cannot be determined this is a bogus question. As stated in the photo... just sayin.
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:36 am
Fool... I was being ignorant on purpose, as defined by this poster... (I think I fooled him)... Yeah that's right, I WAS doing it RIGHT all along... (he definitely feels like an idiot now... I wonder if he can read my mi-- Fffuuuuu...)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:22 am
Correction Rick: x = -3 OR x = -2 x can not have 2 values at the same time... 5L
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:06 am
x = -3 & x = -2 . . . Just in case you were wondering. . .
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:10 am
OOOH, YEAH. well played

PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.

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aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!


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ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:31 pm
If it is it's a spoof of Who Wants to be a millionaire. Glad you like it. Thanks
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Merci Mr. Gary
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Thank you Grey...glad no one has asked me to pronounce those!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:29 pm
I'd like to thank a friend please!
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:30 pm
My new screen saver. Is that from SNL?
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 11:29 am
Good'n Missy
Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 4:34 am
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Super poster.
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 9:53 pm


ARMS FORT - Puts the AT-AT to shame...

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wtf - October 3, 2008, 9:09 pm
man, let them have their nerd fun

LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.

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ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


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MICKEYJAM - The Master Of Analysis

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DreMagnum - February 3, 2010, 6:30 pm
4 votes away
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 2:02 am
mickeyjam ftw indeed
Josh - October 15, 2009, 11:43 am
Ookie - September 29, 2009, 7:21 am
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN :)))))))))))))
s010910 - September 21, 2009, 8:23 am
:O Thats the best Motifake Ever!
JBab - September 19, 2009, 3:02 pm
Honestly the greatest one of these I've ever seen. I laughed so hard. Like you know when you see something, and even though it's not that hilariously funny, but just in that one moment, it's the height of your world kinda funny, yeah it's that. I love it.
blah - September 19, 2009, 10:33 am
either you were really lucky to find this one second after it was posted or you just made it yourself and took a SS...nice
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 5:28 am
Next time just post it in the forums.
Lolness - September 19, 2009, 5:06 am
Haha i know this one isnt a real demotivator.. it wasnt made for that purpose my purpose was the share this epic answer submitted by this master of analysis i only wanted to share the "lol" with everyone haha im glad some people like it ^.^
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 10:10 pm
Even though I do have one like that. It was too good in my eyes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 10:09 pm
I actually do get your point. The art of making a Motifake is in the wording of what you write on it and how it corresponds to the picture in a humorous way. The art of a Motifake is not in the printed matter of the picture itself. Even I know that.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:05 pm
Wasting your breath, old wolf... this already qualifies for HOF status. Sadly, times have changed.
Old poster - September 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
This is no more and no less a motifake than 99% of the other crap on this site. You all have left the true definition of a motifake far behind, long ago. Over 70,000 posts of garbage, none of them "demotivational". Whatever happened to being clever?
Lolness - September 17, 2009, 1:08 pm
Np spacedog thanks for the rate and comment ^.^
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 8:01 am
Sorry about my drunk comments Lolness. Your poster isn't bad and is doing well. Keep it up.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:20 am
Found it. Linked from a myspace site. Smart way to suck people in. Oh well... the more, the merrier.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 1:14 am
Huh, it is odd how quickly this one has gathered votes. Perhaps it's just word of mouth.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:12 am
Very well said, Bart.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:12 am
Actually, it's 2 days older. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 1:11 am
Yes, if you take your hand off the pulse you lose the beat. Mediocrity is the spice of internet existence, but I don't think this sub par.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:11 am
Airman's "United we stand" came out the same day, and has been at the top for as long as this one, yet only 42 votes. Is that not odd that this one is at 85?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:09 am
Several here have been funny. It's more work than I prefer to put into enjoying a motifake, but the payoff has been worth it on many occasions.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 1:06 am
They seem to be kind of a wave right now, for my two cents, there are entire websites devoted to these sorts of things, no? And some are actually pretty funny, but I'd rather go to the host site for bedtime reading material.
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 1:05 am
And I am in touch mediocre humor. Mine.
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 1:02 am
I just don't find the pointless, long ass question that is the basis for the "comedic payoff" worth reading.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:00 am
It's still apparently lol-able. I'm not hating it, just not laughing over it. And, 85 votes at a near 4-point rating in two days? I've only seen that a couple times... and never legit.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Maybe I'm overthinking it now, but isn't it "Mikeyjam" - no "c"?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:53 am
I guess I don't have my thumb on the pulse of medicore humor.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 12:48 am
What's to get? Its sensational because its funny as all hell. Just because its a textfake, that doesn't automatically make it inferior;a picture may be worth a thousand words, but are they arranged this well? Anyway...5/5
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:43 am
Really? I am truly baffled.
Treehodger - September 17, 2009, 12:29 am
Lmfao WOW! Mickeyjam is brutally epic!
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 6:18 pm
79 votes in 2 days?
HerculesAndFriends - September 16, 2009, 10:55 am
Haha ya you guys wont bieve me but hey ill drop it Thanks for the rate and comments ^.^
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:52 am
So you both use constructed smiley faces in your posts? Don't dig the hole any deeper, lol... just let it rest.
HerculesWhiplashmyanus - September 16, 2009, 10:50 am
Yea my bad hahaha im not that stupid to post something like that. the one who posted that was none other than my cousin idc if you believe me i have nothing against you guys ^.^
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:00 am
LOLless? You go, girl! LMAO!
Arrogant Knight - September 16, 2009, 9:45 am
You do realise we can see your aliases right, Lolness? Don't fuck with me.
Kryss - September 16, 2009, 9:39 am
Noobs.. It's kay but you guys are low life if you think it sucks =-_-= LEARN boii specially u AK and..The cow.. (Moo)
erock - September 15, 2009, 9:25 pm
that was freakin excellent mickyjam is the man!!!!!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 1:13 pm
Ohh, aggy, c'mon. That was f/n hilar- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 12:43 pm
(reference posters "mike hunt" and "david thorne"
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 12:41 pm
Am I the only one not finding this as funny as some of the others of this type? There are much funnier textfakes. Tired of the posters I have to work for. Don't get me wrong... some are hilarious. But start a forum topic instead... put them in there.
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Haha soo much hate lmao. I just wanted to share this funny yahoo answers with you all never actually thought it would be in the "top rated" section but hey thanks for the rates and comments ^^
LogicDude - September 15, 2009, 6:38 am
A funny posting to be sure...but there's no funny except in the posting. I've posted longfakes once or twice too, but is it getting to the point where we're posting email jokes as posters now? Cut Lolness some slack though...first shot, he'll improve!
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:59 am
Fair enough!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:55 am
I'm never moody.....just drunk.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:52 am
LMAO! Is moooooo casting a "moody" stone?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:51 am
Little, even.
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:51 am
...Yeah, a litte.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:50 am
little moody tonight AK?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:47 am
Definitely your bad. Don't make any more LongFakes or I'm going to castrate you.
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:45 am
Haha my first motifake my bad if it doesnt please you arrogant knight
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:25 am
Can't get em all I guess.
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:20 am
I don't know. But I sure as hell don't miss stuff like that. I actually can't believe EGD approved this, he's usually such a hard-ass on the Q.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:18 am
A lot get approved with addresses on them......How does that happen?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:10 am
If I saw this during my shift on the approval queue, I would have rejected it. For two reasons. One: repeating what the picture says isn't allowed, and two: there's a site URL right there. This should NOT have been approved.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:05 am
I agree with AK.....This is the lowest form of motifaking.
KDP3 - September 15, 2009, 12:49 am
pure win
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:37 am
Wow, way to just repeat what the screenshot says, Lolness. Worst poster EVER to be in the top ranks. Try putting some effort in next time.
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:39 pm
That was brilliant. Trevor should be grateful. 5/5
darkangel98s - September 14, 2009, 7:38 pm
That.. That answer is just made of win. Holy shit.
Omfg-wtfbbq - September 14, 2009, 6:39 pm
Epic, just epic lol


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm

solid 5 hammy. impressive.

OUR MODS - always ready with helpful advice all over the net

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jeffhardy25 - June 8, 2011, 2:50 pm
5/5 party poping penises
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:06 pm
its soo funny, idk what to say
RagTopDriver - October 14, 2010, 5:48 pm
lmao so hard I farted
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 8:13 pm
This one needs more than 5 XD
Zealot - June 11, 2010, 2:57 pm
forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:29 am
Grey knows the best about the things which can come out of a stitch... 5L!
John R - June 11, 2010, 6:41 am
Bwahahaha - Yahoo! Answers, taken seriously throughout the known Universe.. 18 Lions for the guy who got best answer!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:50 pm

if that is where your "drip" is coming from....well, lets say that you may be beyond medical assistance
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
Next question... what does that have to do with cleaning out your ears? Nyuk, nyuk.
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:41 pm

the doc at the "free clinic"
CANADA - June 10, 2010, 8:30 pm
ouch! lol! 5L
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
They who???
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm

did it hurt when they put the Q-Tip in for the sample?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm
I'll let you know when mine stops.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
I just remember a slow drip, drip. drip. Is that a problem? 5L
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
pzykosiz - June 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
that would be so cool. 5L's
GreyScorpion - June 10, 2010, 4:53 pm
LMAO!! I just didn't think anybody would find out about my moonlighting. 5L
pieman - June 10, 2010, 11:59 am
If only PeeWee Herman would have talked to GS first. It would have been a much funnier story.
R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 11:52 am
Way to go GS! Best answer ever!

Married Long Enough -

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))



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Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:08 pm
DW, I didn't realize that is what the pic depicts. Thanks for the info. I guess someone had to keep Loki that trickster out of trouble. Thor could handle it, he would be to much for today's ministers.
DaunWan - February 24, 2012, 7:42 pm
Yes, the very religious depiction of THOR sewing LOKI's face to his sleeve. That's in Second Perrenials, right?
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:26 am
Ah yes, I see that now. Thought it was just another thought provoking piercing…
Zetmonk - February 24, 2012, 4:20 am
I thought he was going for the eye. ;-)
gas - February 23, 2012, 11:09 pm
ahh ok, I wondered if it was some kind of representation of Jesus and Judas and I was missing something "biblical" U_u
Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
Notice the one person is about the other persons mouth shut. It is there, but it does make you think to figure it out...
Greeny - February 23, 2012, 8:09 pm
I'd say it's an artistical cry for help
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:44 pm
I Have A Question ?
gas - February 23, 2012, 3:12 pm
I liked the text, but I don't get the picture.. what it's supposed to be?


Wrinkles -

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MissPriss - August 19, 2014, 12:07 am
Anytime...what are friends for!
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the tip. LMAO :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:27 pm
You've got a bad set of 'em there Grey! You best try the treatment where the elastic waistband is somewhere down around the ankles.
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:23 pm
Hmmmmm, I'm gonna try going Fruit of the Loomless. It just might pull out the crowsfeet I've noticed lately...
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:03 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary, it's tee hee. So close though.
GaryO - August 18, 2014, 8:28 pm
heh heh
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 6:17 pm
Thanks and that's ok, 'specially knowin' it made ya vomit...almost. MAD it is then.
Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:07 pm

most excellent dear priss. sorry about your other poster...the one demonstrating the effect. lol

The Odd Couple -

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gas - February 29, 2012, 4:32 pm
yeah that's the second phase (being the third one "I really love you guys" xD). thx carebear
carebear - February 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)

QUESTION: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Answer: I'm not sure. Can somebody tell me who the Hell Rod Stewart is?

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 6:45 pm
Thanks Inspector!
TheSanityInspector - May 19, 2012, 5:53 pm

ANSWER: - Nobody!!

Pantyhose -

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MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:33 pm
mizzdizz - May 20, 2017, 8:12 pm
Browsing the archives....you gotta run....BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MissPriss - June 17, 2014, 2:02 am
Thanks for the votes Silvie. Sorry but I gotta run (get it, run, pantyhose...oh screw it, you're a guy, you won't get it)
Silverheart - June 16, 2014, 12:05 pm

5 Nyans & a thhhhbbbtttt (love it!)
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:46 am
Thanks grey...made me happy that it made you happy!
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 1:40 am
Ha ha ha. LMAO. 5L/Fav'd



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Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:52 pm

mariand - September 6, 2011, 12:09 pm
nope...it doe5n't



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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?

INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you

MR. PRESIDENT, WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY - give up your current health care program and join the new Universal Health Care program that the rest of us will be on? SILENCE

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Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 2:20 pm
*ow even
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 2:19 pm
thanks lunchmeat. just that one section alone confirms that I'm right to be scared. and owe, my eyes hurt, I thought real estate contracts could be complicated. sheesh.
lunchmeat5000 - September 4, 2009, 10:14 am
Ed, check you pm's
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 8:37 am
Pardon, I meant to say, could you post in the FORUMS. :)
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 8:36 am
Lunch, care to post some of the more pertinent section numbers to us. Most of us don't have time to read 1200 pages of porn, much less beuracratese (?s). If they really force this through with almost half the country against it I'll quit.
lunchmeat5000 - September 4, 2009, 12:07 am
Well, if the plan is for everyone to have coverage. What would you call it? Enlighten me.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 12:03 am
Do you know what the word "forcing" means? Can you use it correctly in a sentence.
lunchmeat5000 - September 3, 2009, 11:59 pm
Sec 101-116 I believe. I think might happen is that employers will drop the private option, use the gov't option, or just pay the penalty. Take the cheapest route. Basically forcing some into the gov't program.
Zed - September 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
Riiight. Here's your tinfoil hat, wear it in good health.
Rollseyes - September 3, 2009, 9:54 pm
sorry... typo. Embedded...
Rollseyes - September 3, 2009, 9:54 pm
No, actually embedding in the 1200+ pages is the plan to "phase out" all private health care, leaving only the government option. Read the proposed bill (or the most current version). And no, congress and the president are carefully exempted from the plan
Derek - September 3, 2009, 8:47 pm
"The rest of us"? The health care programme is for those that are without other health cover. Still, Barack should've said "Yes." without hesitation.


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rerun - June 15, 2011, 8:10 pm

I think about beer also
GySgt1811 - June 15, 2011, 8:05 pm
Goodness, Moooooooooooooooooooo, I'm so...so confused. I, too, have often smelled of beavers...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 6:03 pm
That's RR....RL would be jollier and smell of beavers.
GySgt1811 - June 15, 2011, 5:18 pm
Sweet Jeezus, Airman! From the back (see reflection) RL looks just like me. And I like them, too! Could it be, could it just be...?


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CANADA - March 22, 2010, 6:26 pm
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 5:08 pm
A true manly man would answer "C" to all those questions. 5 up kilt shots!


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PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.

IN A SLOW KIND OF WAY - The Best Kind of Pretty

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facepalm - September 30, 2009, 7:48 pm
bah didnt even expect it to get approved im surprised
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 7:07 pm
Look what facepalm found online!
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:23 pm
Never look for reassurance on the internet. You only get it from Timmy's and women who've lost their heads.

Cynical -

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Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am

Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?

Answers -

And So It Starts -

Relationship Advice -

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kwill - October 2, 2016, 4:54 pm
B-b-b-but, he's not 21.


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Rudedog - December 21, 2012, 12:15 am
Twist on an old quote
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 9:57 pm
love a truism

Huh? -

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:05 pm
:) Thanks.
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 12:59 am

Dear Child -

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EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2014, 3:10 pm
After all, God's an alien. Of course his sense of humor is a little different!
alanp1 - July 2, 2014, 12:16 pm
As Abe Lincoln said, "They would come in handy if he were to have a child."

PLASTIC SURGERY - Answers your dreams of becoming the person you've spent years trying to be.

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Rating: 4.22/5

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MissPriss - December 12, 2017, 2:16 pm
mizzdizz - June 4, 2017, 8:28 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! My turn! I didn't check the date!
mizzdizz - June 4, 2017, 8:27 pm
....and then they take the bandages off.... (horrified scream) ^!
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are you in a coalition with other males of your species? Group discount! Thanks for the comment cloud.
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2012, 12:38 am
I'm not interested in plastic surgery. At least not until the technology to change my appearance to that of a Canis Rufus Anthropomorphis becomes available.

WAIT A MINUTE - Is OD working for the government now?

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Rating: 4.07/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:41 pm

THE MOST ANCIENT QUANDRY - Why did the chicken cross the road? . In this case, most likely looking for a better Tailor.

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Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

fan4camping - May 31, 2012, 4:52 pm
Not if she uses the cross-walk, heh
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:18 pm
Too far to go around.
mariand - May 17, 2012, 6:58 pm


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Rating: 3.09/5

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


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Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
LOL! Dammit!
MO - July 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
She did? I missed it...
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:46 pm
MO? You taking shots at Bria now? After she proved herself?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:33 pm
That was a bria comment wasn't it?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:27 pm
Blimpin' aint easy! So I've heard...
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:21 pm
True dat.
Sean - July 12, 2009, 5:18 pm
And you know what? It doesn't even bother them. Sheesh.
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:15 pm
Hahaha! They can't steer.

Only You -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 7:59 pm
Jesus you didn't miss a thing...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 8:07 pm
I can't belive i missed this one. Outstanding! 5 L's
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:39 pm
Nice to have another gal that understands...teehee.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:37 pm
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
We do so...but only how we want to hear it!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
Ha...hurts to even blink.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:35 pm
Mr. Gary your comment reeks of experience.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:49 am
nice slam! LOL! Lions ROTFL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:03 am
Omission, often the wiser part of valor. 5'd.
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:13 am
See? Women don't want hone5ty...
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2014, 3:13 am
Not a wink, your honor, not a wink!
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:52 pm
awww, yeaaaaah

Kisses -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 16, 2016, 12:07 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 5:02 am
Clever, UP yours

Math -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 25, 2016, 7:23 pm
thanks 'cern
concern3 - September 25, 2016, 4:28 am
nice, UP yours

Inquisitive -

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Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 12, 2015, 8:40 am
love this'n

What's my sign? -

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Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 5, 2016, 6:49 am
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - April 5, 2016, 3:37 am
LOL sure is. ^^^^^Up

Honey? -

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Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 16, 2016, 11:05 am
Thanks, Cern! Its a chick thing---don't worry about it. Just tell us we look great, unless we're about to embarrass ourselves. We DO expect you to protect our assets!
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 11:00 am
why do woman with great asses ask that? UP yours


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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
Reminds me of a relative who was drafted; the drill sergeant asked, "What do you do when the enemy tosses a grenade into your foxhole?" My cousin replied, "I throw my buddy on it." They didn't allow him to go to Afghanistan, and sent him home.
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:54 am
I’d wait to be saved…lawdy, sumpm’s smolderin’ rat now (could be the sriracha)

AGE OLD QUESTION - Which came first, the Chick or the Egg?

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Ryncovine - December 13, 2012, 7:27 am
Just either a Google or Altavista search.
Silverheart - December 12, 2012, 11:57 pm

Where did you find this pic? I must know! Ever read the Image Comics miniseries Girls, by the Luna Brothers? This looks like it could be a scene from that, only in live action.

SELECT YOUR OWN CAPTION - A: You're the one who asked if the dress made your ass look big. B: Come on! My farts aren't THAT bad! C: I swear I thought that was YOUR leg!

Questions -